Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
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Much of what a man looses in life is based on trust and that trust is generally betrayed by
the wife.
excellent
these are wonderful realities of life. consciously or unconscioussly we become a part of these.so intelligent.
these are wonderful realities of life. consciously or unconscioussly we become a part of these.so intelligent.so nice. so great. so scientific.
WIFE MEANS : WORRIES, INVITED, FOR, EVER.