Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I’m goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife…
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 over’s, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
good. like it.
Now I showed my wife this blog here and she thought it was spectacular, shes not that computer savvy so Im doin the comment for her, “Great stuff where did you find your information?”
Your place is valueble for me. Thanks!…
good ones but very short and old ones
dedicate 2 all my frnzz :
Kuch Saalo baad Pal Ye BahUt Yaad Aayenge’
Jab hum Apne Apne Mukaam par Pahuch Jayenge,
Akele jab bhi Honge’
sath Guzare Hue Lamhe yaad Ayenge,
Paise to bahut honge shayad’
par Kharch krne ke Lamhe kam ho Jayenge,
Aaj Zyada Msg Aane se Gussa hote hai’
kal Ek-Ek Msg ko Taras Jayenge,
Ek Cup Chaay Yaad Dosto ki Dilayegi’
fir Sochte Sochte Aankhe Nam ho Jayegi,
In Palo ko Mil kar Dil Khol kr Jeelo Yaar’
kyunki Zindagi in Dino ko fir nahi Dohrayegi……
Enjoy every moment..!! Jindagi na milegi dobara…
our old status :
agar ladka propose kare to ladki k 5 answers
1>No
2>Nahi
3>Tum mere bhai jaise ho
…4>Never
5>Ok
Ladki Ladke ko propose kare to 5 answers
1>yes
2>ok
3>me too
4>I ? U too meri jaan
5>Yes I ? u
pls read with heart.
AULAAD K LIYE MAA BAAP KA PAIGHAAM..
1. Jis din tum hume budha dekho tab sabar karna aur hume samajne ki koshish karna.
2. Jab hum koi baat bhool jaye to hum par ghussa na karna aur apna bachpann yaad karna.
3. Jab hum budhe hokar chal na paaye to humara sahara banna aur apna pahela qadam yaad karna.
4. Jab hum beemar ho jaye to wo din yaad karke hum par apne paise kharch karna jab hum tumhari khawaishen puri karne k liye apni khawaishen qurbaan karte the.
So oll my dear frindzz.. Share this beautiful naseehat with everyone & respect ur PARENTS